Be On The Lookout
I got a campus-wide email this evening from the UMKC police. They are looking for a suspect who ‘exposed himself’ with the following description.
- The suspect is described as an African American or Hispanic male, possibly interracial; 5’10; 175 pounds; medium build; black curly hair; and light colored eyes.
- The suspect was reported as having abnormally small teeth described by the victim as similar to children’s teeth.
- He was wearing dark colored baggie jeans and a long white t-shirt.
Apparently he exposed his ‘abnormally small teeth.’
touche!
yeah, like he must have tiny hands or something!
forget the teeth, how big was his —–?
Oh my. I didn’t know streakers got that close to their victims.